Dice que era un cura que sube al púlpito... para predicar...
y para hablar del milagro de los panes y los peces.
Y en lugar de decir que 4.000 personas saciaron su hambre con 4 panes y 4 peces... se equivocó. Y dijo:
- Hermanos 4 personas se comieron 4.000 panes y 4.000 peces.
I salta un i diu:
- ¿Y no reventaron?
- Cony, ahí está el milagro, hijo. Ahí está el milagro.
Acudit de l'Eugenio
EL MIRACLE DELS PANS I ELS PEIXOS
Aquest treball és un seguit de fotografies de la meva família al voltant d'una taula. Un dia algú va explicar l'acudit de l'Eugenio. Ens vam mirar tots i ens vam posar a riure molt fort.
Aquest treball és per ser vist en format llibre, un àlbum Hofman de la meva família.
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